Ahh… romance

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I would be ever so grateful…

I would be ever so grateful…

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!!!!!

!!!!!

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thinkivykink:

thaatdude:

No it isnt. This is the kind of shit we teach little girls and make them accustomed to putting their needs behind other peoples. dafuq disney 

I mean this is coming from a snowman sitting dangerously close to a fire, so clearly this guy’s in no position to give anybody advice.

^^^

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You’re afraid they might smell a little, but you’d do ‘em anyway.

I’ll go first…

Giovanni Ribisi.

Counseling and Prevention Resources

domwithpen:

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"Take a deep breath… and on three… one… two… oop, sorry!"

"Take a deep breath… and on three… one… two… oop, sorry!"

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Training: Day 1

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Yes, please.

Thank you.

Yes, please.

Thank you.

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"9-1-1… What is your emergency?"

I just heard the most horrific story on the news. This couple, in an attempt to spicify their sexy goods times, decided it would be a great idea to melt down a giant gummi bear and dribble it all over each other like wax.

(Waits for science-minded and/or cooking folks to stop groaning before I continue…)

For those of you not in the know, sugar, when heated, burns the ever-lovin’ shit outta you! Not sure what happened to the husband, but the wife had extensive 3rd degree burns over quite a bit of her body.

People, know what you’re doing. If you don’t know what you’re doing, at least make an attempt to educate yourself before engaging in something that could cause harm. If it’s new and involves flora, flames, sharp objects, restraints, ropes, the airway (or anything moist, for that matter), at the very least see what the Google machine has to say about it. Something seemingly innocuous could end very embarrassing, expensive, or possibly devastating.

Perfection.

Perfection.

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I just love that ‘No, no, no no no!’ feeling I get right before you get soaked.

I just love that ‘No, no, no no no!’ feeling I get right before you get soaked.

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Totally jell.

Totally jell.

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The suit… the cotton undies… old bruises mixed with new, pink correction…This is the life I want.

The suit… the cotton undies… old bruises mixed with new, pink correction…

This is the life I want.

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Any time He wants it.

Any time He wants it.

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