nudusforis:

Modern Tumblr Erotica

Janet slid one lingering finger down her half-opened blouse, deliberating revealing her female presenting nipples. Deryk groaned, “I’m going to have to review those!”

“Flag me Deryk! Flag me as hard as you can!” cried Janet, as he plunged his real-life human genitals into her sensitive content until his post was no longer visible.

“Well that’s better and more positive” they both gasped, and they spoke transparently and freely about their personal journeys in line with the Community Guidelines until they fell asleep in each others pixelated arms.

(via love-is-the-gift)

(Source: bellecs, via subgirlygirl)

(Source: funsizegirl, via him3-ros)

nikkia1106:

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Everyone on my FB is like ‘awww hell no’ and I’m like- ‘oh that’s hot…’😂😂

^^^ right?!

subgirlygirl:
“dwpreturns:
“myhappymychoice:
“subgirlygirl:
“No.
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Amen.
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UPDATE: I tried it. It was fresh and icy cold, so my reaction was pure (i.e., can’t be blamed on faulty nog). I took two tiny sips. It tasted like melty custard, which was...

subgirlygirl:

dwpreturns:

myhappymychoice:

subgirlygirl:

No.

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Originally posted by jenesuispasunefilleparfaite

Amen.

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Originally posted by alvaod

UPDATE: I tried it. It was fresh and icy cold, so my reaction was pure (i.e., can’t be blamed on faulty nog). I took two tiny sips. It tasted like melty custard, which was tolerable for those brief seconds. But then it stuck to the back of my throat like the cheap Tylenol you can still taste after swallowing, and I was forced to walk around Costco saying ‘IT’S STILL THERE, I CAN STILL TASTE IT!’ until my bf/d-type/luvah shoved some cheese samples in my face.

Verdict: Disgusting and never again.

(Source: adamtots)

Dear @staff,

Your suggestions are fucking TERRIBLE. You truly have the worst taste. All I want to see are keto blogs and violent fingering. If you refuse to show me that, leave me the fuck alone.

Thanks.

Confused

I’ll delete this once I have answers, so go ahead and say whatever you think/know/suspect. Since the virginization of Tumblr, explicit blogs I follow: have pixelated profile pics on my feed; when I click on their pic/name it warns me that the blog has adult content; when I click thru it shows the generic/default profile pic and no header/cover image. Right? We all on the same page?

Ok, so my question is this: Is there any way to find NEW explicit blogs to follow? Tags don’t work (I tried to search ‘trophy wife’ and it came up blank…seriously, fuck off), so there’s no way to search anything of interest. If we’re looking for new people/material do we have to don a helmet and go mining thru mentions and reblogs of people we already follow?

Logging back into tumblr

tmcphotography:

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At least I can still see your posts!

(via thecorporatewhore)

Well, it only took three appeals… But my account has been restored (images, etc.) because it is no longer classified as ‘explicit.’ If you do not (or no longer) have explicit images on your blog, I highly encourage you to apply for reclassification. It makes everything a lot easier now that Tumblr is run by pearl-clutching, puritanical ninnies.

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shaxaphone:

I cant believe that right now santa’s elves are making me a dildo. I love christmas

(via subgirlygirl)